Ask Mrs. Rosenberg.

Dear Mrs.Rosenberg.

I simply don't know what to do, my cat, a tabby I will call 'Sabrina' to avoid any awkwardness as 'Sabrina doesn't know I am writing you. I just don't know how to begin here, this is the first opportunity I have had to divulge the fact that my little precious pawed one has been completely avoiding me, when I called from the office, and mind you it was only 11 times that I tried to ring, I could tell when I was leaving my message for her that she had no desire whatsoever to listen, and you may ask how I know this, well I have been rigging my nanny cam (no nanny here by the way) to capture 'Sabrina's whereabouts at various times of the day. I even have to trick her with the promise of a plate of chicken livers and a dollop of fresh tuna on the side, just to get her to give me any eye contact whatsoever and that only happens if I spread some of it on the tip of my nose. She won't hop on the couch where we usually take in our marathon episodes of 'Stargate' What can I do Mrs Rosenberg to revive the spark between the two of us, I can't bear having Sabrina blank me any more I am without a clue.

Signed,
Catless in Catalina


Dear Catless,

OK mamala, don't panic, first of all did you try turning the catflap inside again outside again? Failing that you could try to make a compromise with your four-legged companion, not sure if you ever had a two-legged one, but be very understanding and patient ask 'Sabrina' what she wants out of the relationship, maybe it's just a new scratch post but prepare yourself for the possibility of her wanting to see other owners ----I give my little 'Nancy' a little babka cake and it's all usually a zei gezunt here. Best fishes to you.